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Indigenous v Columbus v ?

With all the issues facing humanity these days you’d think we would not be coming to blows over a holiday. Think again.

Today we fight over the meaning of a day. This day. Is it Columbus Day? Indigenous People’s Day? Or just any other day. Pick a side and prepare to do battle.

Since 1971, Columbus Day has been observed on the second Monday in October. This year, Columbus Day falls on October 12, 2026, which is today. So here we are, celebrating Christopher Columbus, who is historically credited with “discovering” America, even though indigenous people already inhabited the land. To further complicate the Columbus claim, there is strong historical and archaeological evidence that Europeans reached North America nearly 500 years before Christopher Columbus.

The most widely accepted example is Leif Erikson, a Norse explorer from Greenland, who is believed to have reached Vinland (likely in present‑day Newfoundland) around 1000 CE. There have been calls to commemorate a Leif Erikson Day. They have never found much traction.

As the nursery rhyme goes, in 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue thanks to funding by King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain, with orders to find a trade route to Asia. That is the same Ferdinand and Isabella who, in the very same year, issued the Alhambra Decree, ordering all Jews to leave their kingdoms and territories by the end of July that year, unless they converted to Christianity.

So much for lionizing Ferdinand and Isabella.

As for Columbus, his expedition aboard the Niña, Pinta, and Santa Maria landed not in what would eventually become the United States of America but in the Bahamas, then known as Hispaniola. His mistake helped Spain establish the first American colony in the Caribbean.

As governor of Hispaniola, Columbus enslaved the Taino and Arawak people and forced his Catholic faith on native people using brutal methods. His discovery also kicked off a race of exploration among European nations. These settlers brought new diseases to the Americas, which decimated native populations.

So much for lionizing Columbus.

Nonetheless, Columbus Day became a permanent national holiday in 1934 when Congress, after lobbying by the Knights of Columbus, authorized President Franklin D. Roosevelt to declare Oct. 12 as the designated date. In 1971, Columbus Day was made a federal holiday on the second Monday in October.

Indigenous American groups have pointed out Columbus’s role in the unethical treatment of their ancestors, and protested his celebration. Indigenous Peoples’ Day has been presented as a Columbus Day alternative since 1991. This observance is meant to celebrate the legacy and contributions of Native Americans. Despite President Joe Biden’s proclamation in 2021, it is not a federal holiday, although many states, such as California, formally recognize it. The debate has joined the culture wars, like so much in America these days. Last year Donald Trump announced that he would not recognize Indigenous Peoples Day alongside Columbus Day, marking a departure from the dual observance initiated by former President Joe Biden.

Mail is not delivered on Columbus Day because it is a federal holiday. Physical post office locations will be closed. The U.S. Postal Service does not operate on federal holidays.

The Federal Reserve is closed, which typically means most national banks follow suit, but some may choose to remain open. Both the New York Stock Exchange and the Nasdaq are be open for buying and selling.

Public schools are run by local and state governments, which means they are not required to automatically take federal holidays off. Private schools can make their own decision. Check in with your students’ institution to know how it handles the holiday.

Groceries, drug stores, and restaurants are open. So, if you have the day off, enjoy.

I’m not going to take sides. What, me worry?

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Trump’s Obsession

Mental health practitioners, of which I am not, tell me it’s called Megalomania: An obsession with the exercise of power, especially in the domination of others. Plastering a country with one’s face is a direct manifestation of grandiosity, an inflated belief in one’s supreme importance, omnipotence, and unique historical destiny.

Reporters who have spent decades reporting on the activities of Donald Trump, of which I am, know it has been one of his most visible traits throughout his career. New York is replete with examples of the Trump name on projects from one end of the city to the other. Most of these, and I inspected most of them in my Manhattan apartment hunting days, are mediocre at best and overpriced without exception.

Trump has also plastered his name on a wide variety of companies selling everything from steaks to vodka. He put his brand on a casino, an airline, and a university, among others. In my role as a reporter, I joined him at many a ribbon cutting for these various ventures. I also attended, while he was conspicuously absent, many of the bankruptcies of these projects.

The president’s obsession with the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is in keeping with his desire to remake the nation’s capital, the White House, the parks, the wide boulevards and open spaces, to his own gilded, ostentatious, self-serving taste.

While it hasn’t drawn nearly as much attention as the destruction of much of the White House, the US Institute of Peace, wreck of the reflecting pool, and the plans for a triumphal arch, I find the picture above to be the most frightening of all.

The banner shows Trump, he of the woeful countenance, scowling down on everyone who enters the building generally known as “Main Justice.” That’s the Washington headquarters of the US Department of Justice. This is the part of the national government most involved with the protection of the laws and the Constitution. The message of the banner is clear. This is Trump’s DOJ now, run by Trump’s attorney, Todd Blanche, now Attorney General of the United States. Similar banners have appeared at other government buildings in Washington.

When I see that picture, all I can think about is “Big Brother.” That’s a reference to the all-powerful, intrusive authority or government that constantly monitors and controls its citizens featured in George Orwell’s dystopian novel, “1984.” In the book, Big Brother is the leader, the supreme dictator of the totalitarian state of Oceania. Public posters display his face alongside the warning: “Big Brother is watching you”.

I am also told an obsession with naming things after oneself is called toponymic narcissism. In political behavior and history, this practice is also associated with building a cult of personality, where a leader uses omnipresent branding, imagery, and naming to achieve cognitive saturation and project total control over the state.

Trump is now appearing in television commercials featuring his image and voice and cheering on his supposed achievements. The ads say they are paid for by the US government. This is the mark of one sick cookie.

In China, Mao Zedong‘s image became a permanent institutional fixture. His massive portrait famously overlooks Tiananmen Square on the Tiananmen Gate, and during the Cultural Revolution, his likeness was mandated across all public infrastructure, factory floors, and schools.

In Russia, Lenin’s image remains a permanent fixture in all public buildings. However, the portraits of current leaders, like President Vdlamir Putin, are relegated to standard, framed photos inside administrative offices and schools rather than dominating public building exteriors.

And perhaps most infamously, there was Adolf Hitler. Hitler’s portrait was explicitly required and heavily displayed on public and state buildings throughout Nazi Germany. While the Nazi regime did not pass a formal law forcing private citizens to hang his picture at home, state regulations mandated that government offices, schools, and state-run facilities prominently display his likeness.

The Trump administration used at least $50,000 in taxpayer dollars to create the large banners featuring the president’s face or policies, according to a new report released by Senator Adam Schiff’s (D-Calif.) office. Schiff calls the move illegal, saying the banners amount to “propaganda” mirroring “totalitarian dictators.” White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson told Axios the “report would only be valuable as toilet paper” and declined to comment on the specific claims Schiff’s office made.

After thinking of Big Brother, I move on to thinking of “Fearless Leader.” That was the dictator from the fictional country Pottsylvania, and the employer of the inept spies Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale. These were all comedic characters who appeared in many television and film projects featuring Jay Ward creations Rocky and Bullwinkle.

The difference is Rocky and Bullwinkle were meant to be amusing. Trump is no laughing matter.

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Funerals at CBS

There are two funerals on tap this week at CBS, Inc., the company where I spent the first decade of my professional career. When I joined it in 1974, it had recently changed its name from the Columbia Broadcasting System to better reflect its position as a major media company, not just a broadcaster. Its four core lines of business were Broadcasting (TV and radio), Records (music), Publishing (books and magazines), and Musical Instruments/Toys.

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“La-di-da, la-di-da, la-la.”

I fell for Diane Keaton the minute I heard her speak that line in Annie Hall. She won the Oscar for Best Actress for her performance as the title character in Woody Allen‘s 1977 classic. Keaton’s wardrobe, her own creation, started a whole new trend of women utilizing men’s clothing that made a mark on fashion and popular culture that survives today.

The film won the Academy Award for Best Picture. Allen won for Best Director and shared with Marshall Brickman the award for Best Original Screenplay.

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It is a Nice Idea

Free speech is a pain in the rear. Always has been. Always will be.

It is a nice idea. If you have freedom of speech, you have the right to say whatever is on your mind without fear of repercussions. But there is a rub. It also means the guy standing next to you has freedom of speech. That means he can say whatever is on his mind, even if you find it to be abhorrent, disgusting, threatening and maybe even dangerous.

The men who designed our government met in secret and wrote a historic document detailing the structure of the national state and enumerating the powers and responsibilities of its parts. When the document was made public, the people were not pleased. They demanded a guarantee of their rights be written into the document.

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Two Megalomaniacs Walk into a Bar……

The bromance that brought Donald Trump and Elon Musk together seemed like an unlikely combination from the start. The real estate mogul turned politician, and the technology entrepreneur turned richest man on the planet both tended to absorb all the oxygen in any room they inhabited. It was hard to envision that both could occupy the same space at the same time for long.

Still, the speed and violence of the inevitable explosion of the relationship was breathtaking. In the space of a single day, the man who wreaked havoc on the federal government, and the man who encouraged him and gave him the authority to act in violation of law and Constitution were calling each other names on their respective social media sites and threatening retribution.

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Bob Newhart

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I was in grade school on the south side of Chicago when I began listening to the radio. It was AM in those days, and the format was Top Forty. There were two big stations in Chicago, WLS and WCFL. Since they both played the same music, they differentiated themselves by the personalities of their disc jockeys. One did a lot of comedic bits and spotlighted local comedians. And one of those was Bob Newhart.

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