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The economy, the war, the arch, the east wing, all of these controversies swirling around Washington these days seem to pale when compared to the saga of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. The pool recently underwent a $14 million repainting project ordered by Donald Trump. However, within two weeks of refilling, the pool developed severe algae blooms that turned the water green, and its new blue paint began peeling in large chunks.

Trump insisted that the bottom of the pool be repainted “American flag blue” and that the work be completed well before the nation’s 250 birthday celebration on the Fourth of July. But the repainting did not address the well-known problems with the pool, which is more than one hundred years old.

Trump has claimed, with his usual lack of evidence, that the peeling paint and algae were caused by vandals who slashed a 300-foot gash in the sealant and dumped chemicals into the water. In a court filing, an official with the National Park Service declares, “… the U.S. Park Police responded to an NPS report of damage to the reflecting pool, including a caulk over the foam sealant that was cut with a sharp knife or razor and destruction of delaminating surface material. In addition, approximately 70 fence post tops were thrown into the pool.”

U.S. Park Police say they have arrested and cited multiple individuals in connection with the claims. Funny thing about this. There has been no public arraignment of anyone charged with this vandalism and no notice of arrests. Both would be normal procedure. And the area of the pool is under 24-hour surveillance, and no pictures have surfaced showing any kind of vandalism. In spite of the arrests, the only visual evidence shows someone bending over and putting her hands in the water. Another woman is seen taking pictures of the water with her mobile phone.

Trump has called for harsh penalties for the alleged vandals. That means if you vandalize the reflecting pool you will have the book thrown at you. If you attack the Capitol and beat Capitol Police, you will get a pardon and be entitled to compenensation. Go figure.

Critics and experts suggest that the peeling may be due to a faulty renovation. They say the material installed at the bottom of the pool should resist cutting and tearing. But they also say the material may not have been able to adhere to the concrete surface. Scores of federal government workers have now been deployed to combat the green, a battle Trump compared to the war with Iran. Workers were seen on site in waders, attempting to fish out algae and eliminate patches of deep green across the pool.

As the “green crisis” unfolded, the U.S. Department of the Interior, which oversees the National Park Service, had claimed the water was “crystal clear”, and blamed the “Fake News Media” for reports to the contrary. “The Reflecting Pool water is crystal clear, and our National Park Service team is now vacuuming up the dead algae resting on the bottom of some parts of the Reflecting Pool – just like the destroyed Iranian Navy resting on the bottom of the Persian Gulf,” the department’s press office posted. Why believe what you can see with your own eyes when you can believe what the government is telling you?

The experts say Trump’s rush job was a recipe for failure at each step.

• Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
• Step 2: Give your neighbor who runs “Greenwater Services” a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
• Step 3: Personally inspect the work by driving your motorcade of ten heavy armored SUVs on its surface.
• Step 4: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
• Step 5: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat, aggravated by the dark blue color, results in a super scum event. 
• Step 6: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which kills algae but also causes the paint to peel.
• Step 7: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration. Put up a fence around the pool to keep people away.

The proper way to repair and update this national treasure is well known and has been known for years. But the plan is expensive and will take time. It includes completely replacing the pool’s concrete foundation with stone. The concrete has cracked as the bottom of the pool, built on swampland as is most of Washington, has settled. The plan would also contend with the pool’s ongoing water-loss issues, causes by the breaking of pipes also caused by the settling ground. Formal estimates on cost and time have not been released although the numbers $100 million and four years have been cited before by the National Park Service.

The landmark pool may now be dry and inaccessible on the Fourth of July.

Wait until Trump builds his arch.

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